{"id":719,"date":"2025-10-03T13:03:11","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T18:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/?p=719"},"modified":"2025-10-05T13:10:55","modified_gmt":"2025-10-05T18:10:55","slug":"gaffes-et-bevues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/gaffes-et-bevues\/","title":{"rendered":"La reine des gaffes et b\u00e9vues"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Je connais Danielle Croteau, qui travaillait avec nous chez Tact. Elle faisait des petites fautes d&#8217;innatention quelquesfois et je la taquinais. Avec le temps, je l&#8217;ai nomm\u00e9 notre &#8220;Mlle des gaffes et b\u00e9vues&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Elle as \u00e9cout\u00e9 quelques unes de mes chansons et m&#8217;as demand\u00e9s de lui en faire une&#8230; <br>Une autre opportunit\u00e9 de la taquinner encore une fois! \ud83d\ude01\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/La-Reine-des-Gaffes-et-bevues.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-dominant-color=\"94ad87\" data-has-transparency=\"false\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-722 not-transparent\" style=\"--dominant-color: #94ad87; width:238px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-4.png 1024w, https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-4-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-4-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-4-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-4-270x270.png 270w, https:\/\/clavet.org\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/image-4-230x230.png 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>[Couplet]<br>Elle court partout comme un \u00e9clair<br>Ses mains pleines d\u2019\u00e9lan<br>Ses id\u00e9es en l\u2019air<br>Un caf\u00e9 renvers\u00e9<br>Une cl\u00e9 oubli\u00e9e<br>Elle rit<br>On rit<br>C\u2019est sa sp\u00e9cialit\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Refrain]<br>C\u2019est la reine des gaffes et b\u00e9vues<br>Des petits rat\u00e9s<br>Elle tr\u00e9buche et brille dans sa maladresse dor\u00e9e<br>Tout le monde l\u2019adore<br>Tout le monde l\u2019attend<br>Ses erreurs sont des f\u00eates<br>Ses faux-pas charmants<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Couplet]<br>Elle confond les noms<br>Les jours<br>Les heures<br>Oublie les rendez-vous mais jamais son c\u0153ur<br>Un g\u00e2teau sans sucre<br>Un courrier perdu<br>Mais sa joie \u00e9claire tout<br>Rien n\u2019est foutu<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Prechorus]<br>Elle dit pardon avec un sourire<br>Et soudain c\u2019est beau<br>On veut la suivre<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Refrain]<br>C\u2019est la reine des gaffes et b\u00e9vues<br>Des petits rat\u00e9s<br>Elle tr\u00e9buche et brille dans sa maladresse dor\u00e9e<br>Tout le monde l\u2019adore<br>Tout le monde l\u2019attend<br>Ses erreurs sont des f\u00eates<br>Ses faux-pas charmants<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Pont]<br>Elle travaille si fort qu\u2019elle s\u2019oublie parfois<br>Un ouragan d\u2019amour<br>Un fouillis de joie<br>Dans ses yeux une flamme<br>Dans sa voix un \u00e9clat<br>Elle fait des bourdes mais jamais des d\u00e9g\u00e2ts<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je connais Danielle Croteau, qui travaillait avec nous chez Tact. 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